- I once had a stalker who was a part-time phone sex operator.
- I've only been in love once.
- I once sold a pair of jeans to Mike Rowe.
- I quit my job at K-Mart via announcement over the loudspeaker.
- I was pen-pal to an infamous murderer.
- David Morse asked me all about Bjork before while he was deciding whether to accept a role in "Dancer in the Dark"
- The victim of numerous bullies, I was once chastised by a magistrate for being a bully.
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